Oh well well well

You wouldn't believe what befell us yesterday!! We went to JB coz his bike is simply outta control. It was usually such a chop chop affair. Passports stamped, in, turn at the roundabout, at the shop and outta there. But nOOOoo. Of all days, they have to have a Chingay Ceremony yesterday when the bike refuse to do its part.
Lucky thing it didn't die on us. Most of the roads are closed and we have to go one big round to go to the bike shop. Not as easy as it sounds. We were lost without any hint of help.AT ALL
The petrol was running on reserve. The bike was sounding as if it had TB. Quoted "My First Nightmare" by him. It was so true.
We finally reached the blessed place and never have i felt such relieve in a long time. (Besides holding my crap all the way back home and releasing it upon reaching).So we were sitting happily at the shop while waiting for our turn coz there was few bikes before us.(I was maliciously hoping they were sharing our plight).Never did we thought we were going to go through hell and back.Again.
The bike was required to be left there coz as what was said by the mechanic with Tamil cum Malay accent,"Small problem become big problem". We took a cab and because of the road closure, we alighted few clicks away from the Customs. The meter read RM2.80 but we were asked to pay RM5.WTF!!sheesh.
So ok. Robbed of our money, dignity and emotions. We then realise that there was no bus going to Spore Customs due to the road closure.MY GDNESS!! And we walked. To Spore Customs.When we reached the Custom, boy was i d happiest person in the world to go thru such torturous ordeal and out of it in one piece. The next thing i knew, the BELOVED SBS bus stopped right in front of us. After all the walking. N the poisonous fumes.
Ok so we tot, it couldnt get any worst then this. We overlooked the fact that we have to go HOME. It was past midnight already and we have no cash for cab fare.We started calling everyone, begging for mercy. FINALLY luck decided to shine on us. The last bus to my place arrived, board it(all sticky n smelly) and went home. Our last words,"Goodnite" and we both visited Slumberland.